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[ Donate : Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund Save The Rhino ] <Prev Next> Subject: how return the favor of being annoying ( 17 of 31 ) Posted by pythons,the talking serpent Here are a few tips to amuse yourself when fending off JWs and other salvation salespeople: - When asked if you have found Jesus, tell then that you didn't know he was lost. - Or let them know Jesus has been hiding behind the couch all morning and he hasn't come out yet. - Remind them that Jesus' last words were actually," I can see my house from up here." - If you are asked who's birthday you celebrate December 25th, gently remind them it's Jimmy Buffet's, then start singing "Margaritaville". - Put your pentagram on before answering the door. - When asked if you know about God, reply "...so what do you want to know?" - Ask them if they know any virgins you can use for the sacrifice tomorrow evening. Any other suggestions? <Prev Next>
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